This life will be the death of me


My new life goal is to just exist

I resolve to just pay taxes and die

It seems like an easy goal to accomplish

Actually you can’t even afford to die anymore

Have you seen the price of caskets?

Going into debt to pay for everything

Now you have to finance your own death

Thank God for this scam called life insurance

True you can’t take it with you

But I guess you can at least be buried in it

Even though that is not the real you in there

It seems like it’s just inviting grave robbers to dig your course up just so they can pawn the casket

Anything sells on Craigslist

“Slightly used coffin for sell”

“Only used once. Great deal”

You know times are hard when you gotta dig up Grandpa and Grandma just to help pay the bills
Copyright 2018 E Bishop Wooten

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