I love Confucius quotes. Not sure if I spelled his name correctly. Also not sure if he said half the stuff the memes say he did. But once it’s on the internet you know it has to be true.

Not sure if Confucius existed either. It’s interesting how his name sounds like “confused”.

The quotes are entertaining either way.

“Walk a mile in another man’s shoes. Then you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes.”

“It’s only when a mosquito lands on a man’s testicles that he discovers violence doesn’t solve anything.”

“Man with head up ass always talk shit.”

I made the last one up to my knowledge. But someone else may have used it centuries ago.Was shit a word back then? I’d like to see how that one evolved.