Why does everything have to be so gay?

I watched a video on YouTube recently that was put out by The School of Life. The video was entitled “how to be a man”. The video went on to describe a real man as being compassionate and in touch with his emotions.

Basically a real man was a warm man. I deduced from the video that a real man is apparently a homosexual. Or at least this is what society would depict them as. Apparently my own dad was gay according to this logic. Who knew?

According to Psychology articles, no one is 100% straight. So everyone must have a little gay inside of them. It would explain why men are so homophobic. Maybe the world would be a better place if everyone came out of the closet.

On a side note, I read that in 2020 the U.S. Census Bureau wasn’t going to count LGBT in the census. So if everyone suddenly came out, there would be no one left to pay taxes, right? Love wins, huh?