The wisest thing I ever heard so far was “Shit happens”.
Out of respect for the easily offended it’s more like “Ssh…it happens.”
Also, never do anything half-ass. Always give a whole ass.
Why do I have to be such a badass? Why can’t I just be a goodass for once.
Hey, I think I just made up a new word. Isn’t that innovative?
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