Daily E’ism on being a badass

The wisest thing I ever heard so far was “Shit happens”.

Out of respect for the easily offended it’s more like “Ssh…it happens.”

Also, never do anything half-ass. Always give a whole ass.

Why do I have to be such a badass? Why can’t I just be a goodass for once.

Hey, I think I just made up a new word. Isn’t that innovative?