“Yo soy bueno en la cama.“

If you know any Spanish at all, it’s not hard to figure this one out. Of course you would probably have to have a perverted mind. “I am good in the bed.”. There is also “Yo soy bueno en la Cocina.” Or the kitchen.

This is a love letter to my bed, my lifelong companion. I confess I have slept around in many beds. And none of them knew I was cheating on them. At least I don’t think they did.

I heard the best part of being single is being able to sleep around (every corner of the bed).

Dear bed,
Had a good time last night. Looking forward to sleeping together again soon.
Love,
E

Short and sweet. Just like my relationship with my bed. Until my next post, I am off to go cuddle up with the love of my life.