I Timothy 5:23. . .”stop drinking only water and take a little wine for your stomach trouble and the other illnesses you often have.”

Actually I just wanted to wash down dinner and figured a glass of serotonin juice would be perfect.

Have you seen those small bottles of wine in drug and convenience stores that only cost a dollar? Perfect for the wino on the go.

I’m not worried about killing brain cells. After all they rejuvenate.

There are plenty to spare. Just read something deep and lift your IQ back up.

As the saying goes, “just finished a drink, perfect time for a drink.”