A conversation between a sinner and an Evangelical

Human: So God loves me but has to burn me forever if I don’t love him back or believe in the right theology?

Evangelical: yes

Human: that’s not a God anyone wants to know

Evangelical: he will love you unconditionally once you get to know him.

Human: sounds like your typical asshole on this planet

How many people have died at the hands of “unconditional love?”