A little dank poem about common sense

I have a little joke about common sense.

You can stop laughing as I haven’t told it yet.

Common sense never was given a proper burial.

They just threw that mofo in the ground and buried it alive.

A funny thing about common sense

It has gotten so rare that when someone does use it, it amazes them

They look at you like you are some kind of genius

Or perhaps an alien from another planet.

This gets old

I made a meme with Angry Walter from Big Labowski played by Roseanne’s John Goodman. This meme was in response to all the ignorance from people who actually think Christmas is actually Jesus’s birthday.

In actuality historians pinpoint the Lord’s birthday to September, meaning he was co conceived around Christmas. That would make sense that the Hebrew messiah was born at the start of the Jewish New Year.

Opinions are like assholes

Proverbs 23:7. . . As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.

Today’s daily rant is just me wondering when a person’s opinion becomes a fact. People tend to think that because they, along with most of the people they associate with, believe that their opinion are the Gospel truth. Religious denominations have been formed around this. Anybody that questions it becomes an outcast.

The most known example is that most people believe life is hard. So they assume that it’s a fact that life is hard. It is still an opinion because some people know that life is what you make it. If it’s hard then you are making it hard. And creating a theology or philosophy that justifies it.

Part of the fall of man is that people are oriented toward the negative. On top of that, many don’t believe in freewill; thus they get a helpless victim mentality view of life.

Today’s verse says ,”as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.”. If you want a positive life, you have to take personal responsibility and change your thoughts. Most mental and even physical illnesses are a result of “stinkin’ thinkin'” as Joyce Meyer would say.

Another opinion came from someone I dated. It goes “opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink.” Or as the Bible puts it, “let God’s Word be true and every man a liar.”

A tribute to my lifelong companion

Yo soy bueno en la cama.

If you know any Spanish at all, it’s not hard to figure this one out. Of course you would probably have to have a perverted mind. “I am good in the bed.”. There is also “Yo soy bueno en la Cocina.” Or the kitchen.

This is a love letter to my bed, my lifelong companion. I confess I have slept around in many beds. And none of them knew I was cheating on them. At least I don’t think they did.

I heard the best part of being single is being able to sleep around (every corner of the bed).

Dear bed,
Had a good time last night. Looking forward to sleeping together again soon.
Love,
E

Short and sweet. Just like my relationship with my bed. Until my next post, I am off to go cuddle up with the love of my life.

Quote of the day from India

Quote of the day from an old friend and someone I follow on the internet.

He has a point. Why be real when you can use technology to make you look better than you really are.

Once it’s on the internet, it becomes truth. You can be anything you want to be.

My other favorite quote by this guy named Taz in Bangalore is:

If you’re going to be sheep, be a badass sheep.”