I think I have a drinking problem

I think I may have a drinking problem. I’m just confessing it and don’t really plan on doing anything about it. Confession alone feels good for the soul. Actually I don’t really have a drinking problem as I drink just fine.

I confess I don’t know what I would do if I couldn’t drink coffee anymore. I have been drinking the sweet elixir of life ever since I was a toddler. Straight out of the bottle.

I may have stunted my growth, but I’m 75” tall. That’s 6’3” for those bad in math and who don’t understand their measurements. Maybe I stunted my growth in other areas that I really can’t put on a blog post.

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your bottle. 😂

You thought I was going to say in your cup? Now that you got that jingle stuck in your head, this is a good time for me to close.

The Top 5 Doggie Soap Operas

Anybody remember those old soap operas that have been on TV ever since the 1950’s? And on radio prior to that? There are only a handful left on the tube (not quite a tube anymore). General Hospital is the most popular still and I’m not sure how much longer that will last.

Soap operas begin to disappear back in the 90’s, when major networks started airing more news and talk shows. These are just as dramatic as any serial TV show; and probably just as fictional if the truth be known.

My speculation is that soap operas are disappearing because they couldn’t keep up with the drama on social media.

Anyway, I had an idea. What if dogs had their own soap operas? I don’t know how these things come to me. I just roll with it. This post features the top 5 names for popular doggie soap operas for your canine’s pleasure.

5. As the doghouse turns

4. Days of our canines

3. One bark to live

2. General Kennel

  1. The Young & the neutered

I hope you enjoyed those. Again don’t ask or try to figure out how I came up with all of that. Just enjoy it. And feel free to leave a comment and/or check out other blog posts.