I saw something once that a MacDonald’s in Germany actually sold alcohol. Talk about a happy meal. Or a happy hour meal.
I confess I still eat at McD’s on occasion. If I’m passing one and I’m hungry enough.
I actually like their coffee. Especially when I can get a large for $1 and free refills. Can’t wait for the senior discount. By then it will be $1 with the discount.
All things in moderation, right. Right?
I wouldn’t recommend going to McD’s after eating at the local farmer’s market though. That’s like a clash of cultures in your stomach.
Can you imagine McD’s ever going green? Talk about a vegan big mac.
Do you think the rising cost of rent is effecting the Muppets on Sesame Street?
Everywhere I
go these days, it seems the cost of rent is going up everywhere. This can
induce a feeling of anxiety. The average
rent is about $1000 a month and in most cases, you have to make three times
that before they even rent to you.
That means
if you don’t make at least $3000 a month then you are homeless. If it keeps
going at this rate you may end up making six figures a year and still be on the
streets in a few more years.
All that
being said, I can’t help but think about those poor Muppets on Sesame Street. Although some of them have trash cans they
can live in. Of course we all know that nothing is free and the rent on a trash
can is pretty high considering Sesame
Street is in New York.
Add to the
fact that federal funding is being cut for Sesame
Street, which just means that the Muppets will not be able to receive
welfare benefits.
This could
be the making for a new movie called The
Muppets at the homeless shelter. Can you see all those Muppets standing in
the welfare line?
Whatever the
end result ends up being, I am sure nothing will get in the way of Bert and
Ernie’s undying love for each other as they are still celebrating their freedom
to same-sex marry. These two have been
together nearly half a century and I am surprised that when you Google “longest
same-sex couples” you don’t see any mention of the cute little Muppet couple as
they are so popular.
As
the world soars past seven billion people, it is a constant thought on
everyone’s mind as to how we are going to sustain all of these people.
The world is definitely overpopulated. The chief principle in economics
is the theory of scarcity; that is the belief that the world cannot
contain this many people. This leads the vast majority to work hard and
hoard material things while at the same time fearing an economic crash.
There
are many theories as to how to deal with the mass overpopulation
problem. One idea is to stop making babies. China already limits
households to two children. I can’t help but wonder what happens if a
couple were to have triplets?
Another theory is to start colonizing other planets. Since America is known as the last frontier, many Americans are bored because there is nothing new to discover in this world. This is perhaps why we are so infatuated with space. Is there life on other planets? If not, maybe we should find a way to start colonizing Mars next since there has been water sighted on the red planet.
Migrating to Antarctica?
If
the global warming theory persists, eventually Antarctica may become
habitable. This is the fifth largest continent and already has tourists
visiting during the warmest parts of the years. What if one day
Antarctica became another country? That would go a long way to easing the burden of living in an overpopulated world.
How would we go about populating Antarctica? One thing that is almost for certain; the global elite would definitely want to establish a bank there. It would probably start with people from all over the world trying to escape oppressive governments and declaring their freedom. Then the global elite would definitely want to invade the territory and establish a bank. This would lead to the Antarctican Revolution and possibly a mass genocide of penguins.
The Real Problem and How to Deal With It
It’s fun to speculate but however it all turns out,
the real problem is overpopulation. People blame the baby boomers for
this problem, but it is actually their frisky parents who came home from
World War Two and started having an average of four children per
household.
Whatever
the case, the overpopulation may have been a blessing in disguise. The
elite were trying to turn us into robots and then realized there are a
way more of us than there are of them.
The
Post World War Two generation may have saved our lives by procreating
more humans than they could control. They can either kill all of us or
empower us to provide for ourselves. The latter is the result of the
Internet being released to the public over twenty years ago.
I have heard so much bullshit the past few years that I begin to wonder if maybe earth really is flat. That title should get some attention. My new motto is “stay stupid or play stupid.”
I’m convinced none of the stuff we argue about down here is as important as we make it out to be.
Don’t believe what you hear on the news
Life is not nearly as bad as the advertising driven make it out to be. Most of society’s ills work themselves out in the private sector while most people are too distracted by politics to even notice.
They basically want the free healthcare so they can deal with the stress-induced illnesses caused by politics and their jobs.
Even Chinese people admit they don’t watch the news because these know it’s propaganda. They can’t figure out why Americans do it. And to think I went to college to be a journalist till I realized it was just organized gossip.
Practical reasons not to vote
When people ask me what party I am with, I just tell them I don’t join cults. Capitalism tends to worship money while Democracy worships the state. I heard a congressperson say the nation’s capital was even their temple!
I have no problem voting if there was a candidate that I actually liked. If voting makes a difference anywhere, it’s at the local level. Everything starts at the local level.
The basis for politics
Politics revolves around economics. Most economists are usually conservative or liberal. If there is a libertarian economist they probably have a small following. That is generally how you know something is true.
Come to think of it, most comedians vote democrat. This is probably because those overeducated wimps are so easy to roast. The only thing I can get on Republicans is sexually repressed geriatric humor.
In other news, notice in the last year and a half of the Coronavirus plandenic (not a misspelling) hardly anyone died of natural causes. What a miracle!
Also we are moving into July which is the start of Christmas season (commercially speaking). Less than 200 shopping days till Christmas.
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